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reporter: Jonathan, 10.3.06

Put your hand up if you like tennis! Go on... people sitting in front of computers often raise a hand in the air.

OK... so tennis is cool! I've been playing it a bit lately. Every so often the boyz get together in the evenings and have a go. More recently Scott and I have been playing on friday mornings. We'll warm up for a bit and then play a set.

I would like to say at this point that I've been kicking Scott's butt! But that would be a HUGE lie! We've played 3 sets so far. The first week was 6-0! ouch. The second week was still 6-0! still ouch. We played again this morning and it was 6-1! It was not a whitewash. Finally I have won a game!

Oh and by the way... if Scott happens to post or comment about anything stupid that I may or maynot have done during the tennis game this morning... It's not true!

34 Comments:

yeah tennis can be/is good fun

reporter - Blogger Priscilla, at 1:01 am, March 11, 2006 

Tennis is great fun! Just a question. Did you feel successful when you beat Scotty at a game? If so, would you say that was an achievement or overcoming huge odds? or both?????

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:09 pm, March 11, 2006 

It was an achievement but i wouldn't say I overcame huge odds... and i didn't feel that successful as i still lost the game... HAHA

reporter - Blogger Jonathan, at 4:26 pm, March 11, 2006 

andre agassi's girlfriend is hot

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:28 pm, March 11, 2006 

Hmmm what are the odds?? 1 game in 18. I guess that's not huge odds but still rather big.

Successful (in the dictionary) means: a) having or achieving the desired or intended result, b) having gained wealth, fame or prosperity.

I suggest you do what we teach our children in our state school system. Set your goals lower so you'll feel more successful. And it doesn't matter if you win or lose as long as you're having fun. Or just play someone a little less skilled than Scott. But if you then won the game, would you feel successful? I think you're not 'feeling' successful because your intention or desired result is to beat Scott 6-0.

SO KEEP PRACTISING BUDDY!!!

p.s. I'm feeling COLD today.

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:13 pm, March 14, 2006 

Does Andre Agassi's girlfriend know about the stupid think Andre did in the tennis game on Friday?

reporter - Blogger Scotty, at 7:35 am, March 15, 2006 

No Andre's girlfriend doesn't know the stupid thing Andre did. Are you going to share?? How does Andre feel about that? Hehe

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:03 am, March 15, 2006 

Hmmmmmm

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:30 am, March 15, 2006 

Well; I'll tell you....

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:51 pm, March 15, 2006 

He's going to tell
(He's going to tell...)

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:52 pm, March 15, 2006 

No no, no you don't!... Not in my scene!

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:58 pm, March 15, 2006 

I order you to be quiet!

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:59 pm, March 15, 2006 

Order aye! who does he think he is?!

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:02 pm, March 15, 2006 

I am your king!

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:03 pm, March 15, 2006 

Well I didn't vote for you!

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:03 pm, March 15, 2006 

You don't vote for kings!

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:04 pm, March 15, 2006 

Well how'd you become one then?

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:05 pm, March 15, 2006 

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:06 pm, March 15, 2006 

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:07 pm, March 15, 2006 

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:09 pm, March 15, 2006 

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:09 pm, March 15, 2006 

"R"uddy Peasant

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:11 pm, March 15, 2006 

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:11 pm, March 15, 2006 

Hmmmm someone has a lot of spare time.

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:09 pm, March 16, 2006 

What do you do in your spe-or time?

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:42 pm, March 16, 2006 

How dare you associate me with Dennis. We are two separate entities.

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:33 pm, March 16, 2006 

also, from behind he looks like, well, an old woman

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:16 am, March 17, 2006 

No... No shruberies... No Shruberies Here!

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:27 am, March 17, 2006 

Very Well.... We shall say "Ni" to you....

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:19 am, March 17, 2006 

Nuuuuuu

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:39 am, March 17, 2006 

No no it's neeeeee

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:18 pm, March 17, 2006 

GET ON WITH IT!!!!

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:40 am, March 20, 2006 

Well Andre Agassi's girlfriend... it happened like this.

Andre hit a small shot just over the net. His opponent was at the very back of the court.

Andre doubled over on the right hand side of the court in fits of laughter at the prospect of his opponent getting this shot.

Unfortunately for Andre his opponent just managed to get to the ball and sent a small shot over the net to the left side of the court.

Andre had been too busy laughing at his opponent to get into position and return this shot.

reporter - Blogger Scotty, at 11:43 am, March 20, 2006 

You Liar!

reporter - Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:56 am, March 20, 2006 

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