The Trying Times

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reporter: Dan, 20.1.03

Dan here,

My brother is a lazy bum - his blog lasted one day.

reporter: Jonathan, 14.1.03

Good Morning! I'm really tired. I should've gone to bed earlier, but I didn't! I watched spiderman last night. again. It's not too bad.
heaps of people are posting on YBConline! it's cool!

Well i should go and prepare myself for this day... Cya

reporter: Jonathan, 13.1.03

I found this in my messy room, entitled 'Courtroom Exchanges' -

Q. Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A. No.
Q. Did you check for blood pressure?
A. No.
Q. Did you check for breathing?
A. No.
Q. So it's possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A. No.
Q. How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A. Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q. But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A. Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere!


reporter: Jonathan, 13.1.03

I have alot of rubbish in my room. Christians should be organised not chaotic or messy. I need to work on that.

reporter: Jonathan, 13.1.03

Hey you!

This is my first day on the blog. Not on the bog cos that's rude!

I cleaned the driveway today. Before I did that I went to Church to set up the cd player. I've decided that cheap dvd players suck. they take ages to work out if you've put a cd dvd or cdr in them. and then they take ages to change track and all that stuff! I've gone off them unless you just wanna watch dvd's on them they suck.

anyway... I've posted alot on the YBConline site today. probably cos I haven't done enought work. I'm quite lazy. When i'm at home I just waste time. I always go looking for food in the kitchen!

I've lost a cd and some papers my friend gave me. I feel real bad! cos he needs them so he can get paid!
Well I better go back to tidying my room so i can find them!!!